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| Riding out last summer |
I’m probably going to come across as super
superficial, but that's ok because there are plenty of other aspects of my
personality that don’t strike me as such. Let’s just call this part of my
lighter side. Life’s too short, and all that jazz isn’t any fun without a
little touch of color. Besides, I don’t really like jazz, unless it’s been
bubblified by someone like, well, Michael Buble. Ok, so my musical tastes are
superficial, too...
"When in a hole, stop digging," I hear
someone saying.
But I’m not even digging, I’m just telling
the truth. I love Michael Buble. Among other artists, of course (I wrote “Mucho
Caliente!” with Ricky Martin in mind). Mainly, I like my music to be musical.
Humm-alongable. Sing-alongable. I like a good tune, not a schizophrenic freak-out. But that’s just me. My husband enjoys all that senseless tromboning and
bungled double bassing. When he plays it I tend to roll my eyes and go bake a
cake. Our terrain d’entente is the ambient chill-out genre, which makes our son
roll his eyes and turn up his iPod. You can’t please everyone.
Which brings me back to what pleases me. I’ve
always been into clothes and fashion, as well as into horses. Since I spend a
good part of my day with my horse, and that I rarely wear anything other than
jeans and a nice t-shirt or sweater (depending on the season) when I’m not with my horse, it’s strikes me
as perfectly normal to want to look nice when I’m with my horse. And,
basically, if I’m not at the stables, I’m either at home or at the supermarket. Which is perfectly fine with me.
What I particularly enjoy is matching what Qrac
wears to what I wear, if only by way of subtle detail. For example, Qrac has an
off-white saddlepad edged with a tiny ribbon of leopard print. I think there’s
also a touch of gold braid involved in the edging as well. Yep, it’s pretty
fancy. It’s Italian. While I don’t think many horses could pull off this look
without looking totally OTT, I think Qrac manages it perfectly. Put me into
this particular equation wearing my super discreetly patterned brown jodhpurs
with an off white techno-top and – tah-dah! – my leopard-print belt, and you’ve
got a fashion victim on horseback! So I get teased. And maybe that look is not
so subtle. Pff!
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| Qrac wears Marta Morgan |
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| Note the subtle leopard trim... |
The thing is, Qrac has a lot of saddlepads.
A LOT. In fact, my horse has so many that my husband says I should open a
saddlepad museum, and give guided tours to raise money towards, errr, more
saddlepads.
Imagine: “Step this way, madam. Now, on
your right you can admire what appears to be a simple white RG competition
model. However, if you look closely you will notice a discreet sprinkling of
Swarovski elements adorning the bottom back rim. This particular saddlepad can
be traced back to Francesca and Qrac’s somewhat diffident, while also memorably
explosive, first meandering (incidentally, oh how we exploded and meandered!)
in the dressage show ring.
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| Our first show, a fiesta of meandering explosiveness. Qrac wears RG |
And on your left, beginning to look slightly worn
in, you have the lovely, far more blingy white Equiline show pad, marking the
beginning of a slightly more confident, if not altogether successful, period of
competing.
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| Gaining confidence. Qrac wears Equiline |
Moving on now, let’s admire this fabulous white and black Marta
Morgan mega-bling marvel of Swarovski handiwork. Note the intricate design
worked into the black Swarovski detailing. This saddlepad represents a
milestone in Francesca and Qrac’s showing career as it was worn at the Vidauban
showgrounds in the south of France, and, as such, marks the couple’s first
foray into the international dressage scene (ah-hum… yeah, well, sort of… It
was out of Switzerland, anyway.).”
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| Our "international début" in Vidauban, France. Qrac wears Marta Morgan |
You probably get the gist. And I haven’t
even touched on all the coloured ones Qrac gets to model. Randomly chosen from
my selection, let me show you:
1)
The blue and white gingham.
Fresh looking, don’t you think? By RG. Tricky to combine with outfits; stray
from blue and white and you’re teetering on the borders of tacky territory.
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| Qrac wears RG |
2)
The brown and hot pink. I think
Qrac looks great in this one, it’s easy and fun to match my clothes with. Also,
I love pink.
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| Qrac wears RG |
3)
The general purpose grey. Easy to coordinate with just about anything.
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| Qrac wears RG |
4)
The burgundy Swarowski-embellished
velvet by Marta Morgan, sometimes worn with matching bandages. I’ve coordinated it with a
burgundy sleeveless vest worn over navy blue jodhpurs and techno-shirt. So
regal!
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| Qrac wears Burgundy Swarovski-embellished Marta Morgan |
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| Regal or what?! |
5)
A piled up portion of my
saddlepad museum. There are more at the stables… Qrac looks great in red, too.
And green. And beige. And ivory. Not to mention multiple shades of grey.
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| A portion of the saddlepad museum. |
So there you have it. Some people collect
butterflies. My sister collects porcelain ducks and fish. My friend Victoria
collects just about everything. When I was a little girl, a kindly great-aunt once
tried to get my pulse hyped-up over stamp collecting. Hmmmm.
I think collecting saddlepads is far more
fun.
How about you? What do you collect?
